Stylin'

I tried some Crew Grooming Cream today. It came free with some Crew shampoo I bought a while back. Does it hold my hair in place well? Yes. It does, however, smell like the nursing home my dad's uncle was in for mentally impaired geriatric patients. If you've been to a standard nursing home before, then you know a bit about what I'm talking about. This place was that times 50. It has a Hobo Power of roughly 65 (if you don't know from Hobo Power, that's pretty bad). It's super antiseptic meets floor cleaner purchased in bulk meets abandonment and despair. Awesome.